LAZY BULL
CLUB

The Lazy Bulls were once inhabitants of a muck-filled marsh on the edge of the preconceived metaverse, where only the most autistic dared wander. These lanky, horned beasts roamed lethargically, grazing on memes and basking in debauchery.

The Otherside emerged, and a vision flashed before them, dropping the herd into a trance. For a brief seven minutes they witnessed a prophecy, and the chaos and randomness of the future fell together in a kaleidoscope of puzzle pieces.

While the rest of the metaverse stampeded off to grab land, build empires, and promise the world, the Bulls saw the laziest truth of all — that the richest life is where you relax.